Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Nobody likes Bono?



You know what's the sexiest thing in the whole world? Girls with accents... (not Southern accents)

But European girls, Russian girls, Latin girls, Canadian girls (my favorite). Those foreign treasures we hold so close to our hearts. You know everybody loves Sheila back in Australia but in America they are looked up to ass Goddesses. That's why all those british actresses come over to America! They just love being worshipped over more than everyone else.

I bet in his home country nobody likes Bono.. I don't blame them... I don't like him either. Maybe nobody likes Kiera Knightly. What if in England she was ugly? What if no one likes Justin Beiber or Sofi'e Vergara? But in America we just eat these people up!

We worship our foreign friends, why? Maybe they're a taste of the unknown? A forbidden fruit we must have? Or maybe we just think they sound funny?

All in all... I love foreign women.

P.S. No offense meant Bono.

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